oh baby

so I've been feeling yuck

all. night.

i've been

queasy.

squeamish.

a sickly shade of green.

i couldn't find anything to make me feel better.

so I decided to try laughter on for size.

it is the best medicine after all.

Chelsey:

"hey baby. what if i was pregnant?"

yikes!

Parker:

"yeah, that'd be crazy."

Chelsey:

"i know, right? imagine how hard it would be."

Parker:

"why? because you'd be so crazy?"

Chelsey:

"WHAT? i meant like financially..."

Parker (averts his eyes):

"oh. uh, yeah.

I meant that too..."

mmhmm...

welcome, world,

to my husband's greatest fear about babies.

his crazy, pregnant wife.

lovely.

and for any gossip queens

no, there is no baby.

not anytime soon at least.

:)