so I've been feeling yuck
a sickly shade of green.
i couldn't find anything to make me feel better.
so I decided to try laughter on for size.
it is the best medicine after all.
"hey baby. what if i was pregnant?"
"yeah, that'd be crazy."
"i know, right? imagine how hard it would be."
"why? because you'd be so crazy?"
"WHAT? i meant like financially..."
Parker (averts his eyes):
"oh. uh, yeah.
I meant that too..."
to my husband's greatest fear about babies.
his crazy, pregnant wife.
and for any gossip queens
no, there is no baby.
not anytime soon at least.