Thursday, November 18, 2010

oh baby

so I've been feeling yuck
all. night.

i've been
queasy.
squeamish.
a sickly shade of green.

i couldn't find anything to make me feel better.
so I decided to try laughter on for size.
it is the best medicine after all.

Chelsey:
"hey baby. what if i was pregnant?"
yikes!

Parker:
"yeah, that'd be crazy."

Chelsey:
"i know, right? imagine how hard it would be."

Parker:
"why? because you'd be so crazy?"

Chelsey:
"WHAT? i meant like financially..."

Parker (averts his eyes):
"oh. uh, yeah.
I meant that too..."

mmhmm...

welcome, world,
to my husband's greatest fear about babies.
his crazy, pregnant wife.

lovely.

and for any gossip queens
no, there is no baby.
not anytime soon at least.

:)




1 comment:

  1. Haha! Chels, I love you! Speaking of babies, I'm not sure if you've seen on Facebook anywhere, but Ashley Yarra is pregnant! Crazy right? She looks beautiful! She is due January 3rd. Coming up so soon!

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